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SKX231
DADDY KISSING
Greeting: I live with mommy now.

SKX89
SEX AND BEER
Greeting: And yet every year all men
get for Christmas are clothes.

SKX275
JESUS
Greeting: Seems like a lot of fuss for that
Mexican guy down the street.

SKX62
MORE THAN CHRISTMAS
Greeting: It's a reminder of why
we left home,and why we
dread going back.

SKX136
PARKING SPACE CHRISTMAS
Greeting: The hostile, selfish,
parking-spacestealing child.
Merry Christmas.

SKX138
JESUS & HANUKKAH
Greeting: I bet they did. Merry Christmas.

SKX153
BIRTH OF SANTA
Greeting: The birth of Santa Claus.

SKX135
COOKIE MUSCLE
Greeting: It ain't going anywhere so
buy me some sweat pants.
Merry Christmas.

SKX267
OCD SANTA
Greeting: He's making a list,
checking it 3,247 times.

SKX286
MISTLE HEAD
Greeting: I love you mistlehead to mistletoe.


SKX368
2000
Greeting: So 2000 or so years later
you could sit under an evergreen tree

and unwrap a pair of socks.


SKX369
VOODOO CHRISTMAS
Greeting: Which is why I put that voodoo doll

in your stocking.

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