MF22
AGE GRACEFULLY
Greeting: We'll pay a surgeon lots of
money to make sure we do.
Happy Birthday

MF24
EMBRACE YOUTH
Greeting: Or embarrass yourself
for that matter.
Happy Birthday

MF27
TEENAGE ANGST
Greeting: And replaced by new
and exciting middle age angst.
Happy Birthday

MF28
IMMATURITY
Greeting: But thank god we can
hold on to our immaturity.
Happy Birthday.

MF31
LIFE COACH
Greeting: Sort of like a life coach
I can drink wine with.
Happy Birthday

MF2
STUNNING
Greeting: It's stunning, isn't it.
Happy Birthday

MF1
YOU GET ME
Greeting: Pretty much the way I get me.
Happy Birthday

MF4
OLDER, WISER
Greeting: From your younger,
better looking one.

MF5
DELUSION
Greeting: Happy Birthday

MF18
EAT THAT CAKE
Greeting: Happy Birthday