Selfish Kitty - Birthday Cards

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SKE500 RASH DECISIONS Greeting: These include bad haircuts, tattoos and one night stands.	SKE501 SUBTLE CLUES Greeting: Happy Birthday ma'am.	SKE502 TIPSY Greeting: You might fall and break a hipsy.
SKE510 UNDERWEAR Greeting: And becuase you're a good friend I'll even throw in the underwear off my ass.	SKE511 PARANOID Greeting: Then maybe all your friends will stop making fun of you behind your back	SKE512 STORK Greeting: Not really, but it sounds better than saying you were squeezed out of your mom's vagina. Happy Birthday.
SKE513 HEARING LOSS Greeting: I splurged on one of these expensive musical cards.	SKE514 80,000 Greeting: Along with 80,000 other people.	SKE515 ADD MONEY Greeting: Just add some money to it and then you can buy whatever you want.
SKE516 APPLE JUICE Greeting: I had a lot of apple juice.	SKE517 BOOBS Greeting: Okay, now it's time to grow up. Happy Birthday.	SKE518 NOT MARRIED Greeting: It's a much bigger deal that you are still not married
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