Selfish Kitty - Birthday Cards

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SKE400 AWFUL Greeting: I am so glad we have grown up. And that you are getting crow's feet.	SKE403 ONE WORD Greeting: I think I had two last week, but I must have lost one.	SKE407 RESPECT ELDERS Greeting: You hardly have any.
SKE408 CUSTOMS Greeting: If you want to pick it up at the airport, it's the suitcase with all the dogs barking at it.	SKE409 DEBT Greeting: Is this a great country or what?	SKE411 FORGET Greeting: It is on the same damn day every year.
SKE412 SPIDERS Greeting: Unless "there" is a stopped elevator full of snakes and spiders. Then you are on your own.	SKE413 SPORTS CAR Greeting: Another year closer to buying that sports car. Happy Birthday.	SKE414 AGE Greeting: Relax, you passed that age years ago. Happy Birthday.
SKE416 BUTT SQUEEZE Greeting: It won't be as good as a butt squeeze, but it will have to do.	SKE418 FABULOUS Greeting: For someone having a birthday, I mean.	SKE356 HUGE Greeting: What rhymes with "huge penis"?
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