SKE558
CHEAP FRIENDS
Greeting: You have some
really cheap friends.

SKE557
MY DOG
Greeting: You can have
my dog if you want.

SKE556
CASH
Greeting: Anyone here have
change for a dollar?

SKE555
SURROUNDED
Greeting: You should try it sometime.

SKE554
FROSTING
Greeting: Don't worry,
I replaced it.

SKE553
OUTER SPACE
Greeting: Unfortunately all they
had left were round-trip tickets.

SKE552
SILLY HATS
Greeting: Let's see who
can fart the loudest.

SKE547
WISDOM
Greeting: In your case it looks like
they took two separate cars and
wisdom got lost.
Happy Birthday.

SKE546
MAKE-UP SEX
Greeting: I thought we could have
make-up sex for your birthday.

SKE545
RECYCLED
Greeting: You can use it to
wipe your butt.

SKE542
STRIP-O-GRAM
Greeting: But I lied and said
it was my birthday instead.

SKE538
BLOG
Greeting: To me, it means not
posting those photos I have of you
on my blog.