SKE536
THANK GOD
Greeting: This card really distracted
the cashier from the condoms
and lubricating jelly.

SKE535
CLOWN
Greeting: But then we realized
you're already married to one.

SKE548
FAKE IDS
Greeting: Can I have
your fake IDs?

SKE500
RASH DECISIONS
Greeting: These include bad haircuts,
tattoos and one night stands.

SKE501
SUBTLE CLUES
Greeting: Happy Birthday ma'am.

SKE502
TIPSY
Greeting: You might fall and
break a hipsy.

SKE510
UNDERWEAR
Greeting: And becuase you're a good
friend I'll even throw in the
underwear off my ass.

SKE511
PARANOID
Greeting: Then maybe all your
friends will stop making
fun of you behind your back

SKE512
STORK
Greeting: Not really, but it sounds
better than saying you were squeezed
out of your mom's vagina.
Happy Birthday.

SKE513
HEARING LOSS
Greeting: I splurged on one of these
expensive musical cards.

SKE514
80,000
Greeting: Along with 80,000 other people.

SKE515
ADD MONEY
Greeting: Just add some money to it
and then you can buy whatever you want.