SKE359
ALMOST
Greeting: It's the thought that counts.

SKE400
AWFUL
Greeting: I am so glad we have grown up.
And that you are getting crow's feet.

SKE360
PROSTATE
Greeting: Much like the prostate.
Happy Birthday.

SKE110
G-STRING
Greeting: ...Only a fair to middling
G-string however.

Happy Birthday

SKE225
CRUSH
Greeting: If it's not mutual, please

tear up this card immediately and

burn the pieces.

SKE122
WILTED
Greeting: I wished you a happy birthday,
now let it go.

SKE361
CARS
Greeting: 'Course they also said we'd have
flying cars by now, so I don't know what
to believe.
Happy Birthday.

SKE108
LITTLE ELF
Greeting: A little elf tells me a lot of things.

SKE243
BETWEEN THE LINES
Greeting: Read between the lines.