SKE247
TV RESTAURANT
Greeting: I know this great place in front
of the TV.

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DOLLAR STORE
Greeting: So…about your birthday present.

SKE272
WISH
Greeting: Try not to stare at my chest.

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QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Greeting: The answers are yes, no, probably,
no, no, yes and broccoli. Happy Birthday.

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VOWELS
Greeting: Sorry, I had to make a vowel
movement.

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NICE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Greeting: Somewhere where they don't yell

at you for coloring your placemat.

SKE284
SPECIAL SURPRISES
Greeting: Who knows, maybe the waitstaff
will sing to you.

SKE285
DON'T FRET
Greeting:It distinguishes you from younger
people. Happy Birthday.

SKE14
BIRTHDAY GUILT
Greeting: It seems like only yesterday you
didn't get me anything for mine.

SKE06
CANCEL OUT
Greeting: Because then we'd just cancel
each other out.

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NEVER TOO OLD
Greeting: to be scared by clowns.