SKE101 GIFT BASKET Greeting: That way is 'cheaper.'
SKE102 SHORTCOMINGS Greeting: And completely gloss over your
shortcomings in a way that sickens me.
SKE107 CALENDAR Greeting: Could you do me a favor, and when
it's your birthday, could you turn this card
upside down and read the other
side?\n\nHappy Birthday, I sincerely mean
that. You are a truly special person who is
wonderful in every way. Few people possess
your creativity tempered with your wisdom.
You are like a bunch of flowers, a
rainbow,etc.
SKE109 CRITICAL DRINKING Greeting: But when you criticize my drinking,
that's where I draw the line. Happy Birthday
SKE115 HELL Greeting: You heard me.
SKE116 HORSE HEAD Greeting: Horses' heads sense panic.
Happy Birthday
SKE123 GIFT BOOKS Greeting: It's like they're saying, 'Here you
go, stupid, learn something.'
Happy Birthday
SKE124 STUPID WORK Greeting: Cover for me. Would ya?
SKE13 A.D.D. Greeting: Merry Christmas
SKE210 DESERVE Greeting: I'll show myself out.
SKE141 BOTH OLD Greeting: Does that mean that we
are BOTH old?
SKE146 YOU'RE MUCH OLDER Greeting: I'm okay with that now.