Selfish Kitty - New Baby Cards

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SKE560 TAX DEDUCTION Greeting: If it was your accountant's idea, you may want to look for a new one.	SKE541 NO SEX Greeting: Did he also mention no sleep, peace or sanity either? Congratulations on your new baby!	SKE540 WHINY Greeting: When you already have a husband.
SKE508 STOCK UP Greeting: Better stock up on sex while you can.	SKE509 GIBBERISH Greeting: Obey me, I am in control of your every moment.	SKE353 HEAVENLY BABY Greeting: It is also a pooping alarm clock that you can't set or unplug. Congratulations
SKE354 HEARD Greeting: Next time shut the door.	SKE245 BABY Greeting: Right?	SKE244 BABY SMELL Greeting: I love that new baby smell.
SKE402 MAGICAL Greeting: For this particular magic trick, you are the hat.	SKE415 WINGS Greeting: And wings. Wings would be awesome.	SKE279 RUNNING OUT Greeting: Thank God, too, because we were nearly running out of people here.
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