
Nothing says love like a naked
baby with a penchant for archery.
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I mean that from the bottom
of my penis. Happy Valentine's Day. |

People were starting to think
I was gay
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R----ight? |

Naked. Happy Valentine's Day. |

More than when we first met
and I was using you for sex.
Happy Valentine's Day. |

Seriously, I think there's something
wrong with my brain. Do you hear that ringing?
Happy Valentine's Day.
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You may remember me from the
tree outside your window.
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No, I don't know why it smells like
chocolate. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I've been in love with him ever since. Happy Valentine's Day |
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