
And making small talk
with total strangers at dinner.
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They are also shiny and expensive.
Congratulations.
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You're officially done
with blowjobs
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No, wait, that is dessert.
Congratulations anyway. |

Where's the bar? Is it 'open'?
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I'd be happier for you if I weren't
single and bitter. |

Mine's the gift without the tag. |

just as long as it doesn't interfere
with my personal life too much. |

But at least they're hideously
expensive. |
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That old life wasn't
going anywhere.
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